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voice mail

Freaky pre-recorded phone messages

 Every now and then I listen to my answering machine only to hear "You have an important message, please press 1" or "THIS IS THE MESSAGE FROM YOUR ORGANIZATION!" WTF!!!!!!!??? Right there and then I want to:  find out the exact name and contatct info for this organization  sue their ass off  hire a hitman  come there with a baseball bat  use a chainsaw  pierce their tires with a knife  call my phone company (or credit card company or my school or whoever sells those lists of names and phone numbers) and do all of the above to them!  read more »