Many a time I have watched or listened to cookings shows of various flavors. And every time there is some celebrity chef concocting "something special". From then on the dialog unwinds like this: - Host: Ummm... can I taste this - Chef: Sure, you're welcome to - H: Wow! That is so delicious (chewing loudly into the friggin microphone!) What, anything they ever cooked on these shows was DELICIOUS???! Could say something like "interesting, quite unusual for my taste"....ah... 

I am really pissed at hosting providers who advetise thier huge bandwidth and enormous storage space. In fact, for anyone who ever tried hosting a forum or a database driven portal what really matters is the CPU allotment and memory restrictions. Nobody ever mentions this. What the fuck? How would I know the speed of my SQL queries???? !!!!! AAAAAAA!