Here's my daily scenario: Been a long day, so I decide to go for a medium sized cup of black goodness. I have it with sugar, so do you , right? Sift a couple baggies in, time to mix... I get a straw and.... OH MY FUCKING GOD.... it's not long enough to reach to the bottom. So I am pinching it gently with my thumb and index, reaching as deep as I can. In the process I burn my fucking fingers And the coffee is not sweet And it tastes like piss I hate you sugar-mixing-straw-designer-people! read more »

