Here's my daily scenario:

Been a long day, so I decide to go for a medium sized cup of black goodness.

I have it with sugar, so do you , right?

Sift a couple baggies in, time to mix...

I get a straw and.... OH MY FUCKING GOD.... it's not long enough to reach to the bottom.

So I am pinching it gently with my thumb and index, reaching as deep as I can.

In the process I burn my fucking fingers

And the coffee is not sweet

And it tastes like piss

I hate you sugar-mixing-straw-designer-people!

Bad design! Seriously bad! Scorching hot bad!