It is the 21st century, whith sattelites cutting through the universe, making pictures of Mars and it's moon, sending signals and images wirelessly across space.

Here is what consumers still get back on Earth:

The most advanced and complex tool ever -- spatula! "It won't scratch your non-stick Teflon kitchenware!". Sure not, it just melts when it comes in contact with it!!!

And where do those plastic flakes go when you cook? Oh, it must be one of those non-toxic, vitamins-enriched plastics cosmonauts are chewing on their ships to enhance physical and mental health!

Recent studies proved the link between the increased usage of these plastics in consumer goods and significant increases in sexual desire among it's consumers. Researchers draw this conclusion based on a significant positive correlation between the number of plastic products owned and the frequency they tend to say "f**k !" when using them!